A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks,the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom
saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.” Then an A comes into the
bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is
not a minor.
Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now. You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”
The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next
night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who
used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized
says, “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a
major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes
off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.
Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
The bartender decides, however, that since he’s only had tenor so patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
For any of you who have taken music theory in any form (state teachers’ organization or school), you’ll probably get and enjoy this somewhatly amusing uhh *insertwordtocallithere* Otherwise, it’ll probably seem extremely random. >.<
Hmmm...
Nothing really much happened in Algebra 2. There was a mini-meeting for 9th graders interested in robotics.
Spanish. The test was pretty easy.
History. We worked on the project and she gave us homework.
Bio. Our teacher assigned some current events assignment and we have a test I'm really afraid of taking tomorrow.
Robotics. The secretary wasn't here so somehow I was persuaded (or forced) into taking notes. >.o Now I’ve gotta type it up and e-mail it to everyone. And we worked on learning how to use this massive drill. x.x;
Yup. I’ve got 2 tests and 2 other assignments to work on. *is doomed*
Sooo~ Yup. Ja mata!
lmao!! he was a minor XDDD *dies* those are great! i want to take up flute again but i probably wont in college T.T
*waves go Mitsuki flags* good luck! doom… err… wont come so fast? @_@