Christmas is coming~

by on December 15, 2005 in Uncategorized

Since Santa letters seem so popular…


Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In June I put money in 0_blooice_0‘s expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for suki_no_hikari_ (-10 points). In May aoi_aisu and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I turned superior_one in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In November I donated bone marrow to soujiokita in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (257 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
shunshou

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Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Friday I helped suki_no_hikari_ see the light (8 points). In January I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August ultraman982 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I bought porn for akiji (10 points). In April I donated bone marrow to soriku_san in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (968 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
shunshou

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Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I helped aoi_aisu hide a body (-173 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I put money in kirakiri‘s expired parking meter (14 points). In April I donated bone marrow to awaitingcherry in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-540 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
shunshou

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Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Tuesday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, awaitingcherry (-5000 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole suki_no_hikari_‘s purse (30 points). In February I bought porn for superior_one (10 points). Last week I pushed rinfangirl in the mud (-17 points). In January I put money in sumeragi_sei‘s expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4963 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
shunshou

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7 Responses to “Christmas is coming~”

  1. heartenseoul December 16, 2005 at 4:15 am # Reply

    In order of reaction:

    YES! PORN! Oi, don’t subtract 10 points for giving me porn!! XD

    I don’t need to see the light. I live in a cave, god dernit~!

    MY PURSE!!! MY IPOD AND DRIVERS LICENSE AND MONEY AND *goes on and on* MY LIFE IS IN MY PURSE! I’m so going to kick j00r ass. XD;;;; ^^;;

    I’m surprised I popped up so much in those ^^

    • shiroiv December 16, 2005 at 6:15 am # Reply

      XD; *pokes at teh yaoi* >>;;< <;; =P

  2. kirakiri December 16, 2005 at 5:12 am # Reply

    You paided my expired parking meter~~~

    I knew it was you all along. Hehe.

    :D

    • shiroiv December 16, 2005 at 5:32 am # Reply

      Merry Christmas! haha =P

  3. superior_one December 16, 2005 at 5:28 am # Reply

    First you were a snitch and then you bought me porn. You were busy weren’t you?

    • shiroiv December 16, 2005 at 5:32 am # Reply

      Ahaha. lmao. <3 XDDD~

  4. jaidesu December 16, 2005 at 10:27 pm # Reply

    I owe you my life apparently XDD;; Thanks 4 teh bone marrow~!

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