My Comp Sci teacher passed out handouts with these lyrics:
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are your two branches.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
To pass, what are my chances?
Derivatives, I cannot take,
At integrals my fingers shake.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are your two branches.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorems I can’t master.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My proofs are a disaster.
You pull a trick out of the air,
Or find a reason, God knows where.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorems I can’t master.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your problems do distress me.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Related rates depress me.
I cut out boxes in my sleep,
And max and min do make me weep.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your problems do distress me.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
For mercy, I’m beseeching.
My grades do not approach a B,
They’re just an epsilon from D.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
He’s also another calculus teacher.
You’ve probably all seen this.
I need to rewatch Last Christmas.
I will be sure to remember this next year when I take Pre-Cal.
On the note of calculus… I know my calculus! It says you + me = us…
….O-omg!
I just gave up on doing a practice AP test for Calc. Maybe when my brain decides to start working I’ll finish it… until then, that song is genius~
hahahhaha i love that song!!!