White Reflections

Sunday I woke up at 10:30, and played piano until 11:30. I watched the new Geass episode over a box of KFC popcorn chicken (why do KFC patrons in China get cute Lee Junki cell phone charms?). I liked this episode more than the last one. Right now, I really don’t care what happens to [...]

My Comp Sci teacher passed out handouts with these lyrics: Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, How tough are your two branches. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, To pass, what are my chances? Derivatives, I cannot take, At integrals my fingers shake. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, How tough are your two branches. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your theorems [...]

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks,the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries [...]